I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Randomize
