I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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