Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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