There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
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