Midget sex pt 2 tonight
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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