Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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