what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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