The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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