Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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