weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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