I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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