Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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