hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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