We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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