Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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