Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm way too hungover for life right now
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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