I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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