Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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