She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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