What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
