i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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