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What are you doing tonight?

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Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.

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(817): View more from Texas

I showed him my bush... on skype.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"

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(660): View more from Missouri

dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome

(816): View more from Missouri

no its not leave

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(817): View more from Texas

I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death

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(325): View more from Texas

As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,

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(228): View more from Mississippi

I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention

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(804): View more from Virginia

He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"

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