We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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