all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
All I want is dick and wine.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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