You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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