I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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