I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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