i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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