North Korea, Best Korea!
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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