What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Randomize