she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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