who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
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