Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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