Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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