do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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