I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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