Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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