Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
did you just send me my own nude
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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