I want to stick my p in your. b.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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