okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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