Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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