And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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