butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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