put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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