VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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