You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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