the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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