I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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