don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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