She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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