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you traded sex for a burrito?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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