What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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