but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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