used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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