god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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