you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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