i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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